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Drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.
They'll talk about me showing cleavage and my belly,
but they don't say anything about the artists who accept
an award and can't even talk because they're so drugged out.
After the awards show, I go home, drink my tea and go to bed.
--Britney Spears on the media
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness -
or so good as drink.
--G. K. Chesterton
Wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the
brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer,
they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and
let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.'
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that
sorrow knows how to swim.
If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to
think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking
and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.
--Thomas De Quincey
Saint Patrick was a gentleman...Who through strategy and stealth...
Drove all the snakes from Ireland...Here's a drinkee to his health!
But not too many drinkees...Lest we lose ourselves and then...
Forget the good Saint Patrick...And see them snakes again!
Drink what you want, drink what you're able.
If you are drinking with me, you'll be under the table
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks;
a woman loses hers after four kisses
--H. L. Mencken
Beer commercials are so patriotic: 'Made the American Way.'
What does that have to do with America?
Is that what America stands for?
Feeling sluggish and urinating frequently?
Good old days: Beer foamed and drinking water didn't.
Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink.
Water, water everywhere, Nor any drop to drink.
--Samuel Taylor Coleridge The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable,
we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
--Sir Winston Churchill
The frog does not drink up the pond in which he lives.
--Native American Proverb
Eat; drink; and be merry; for tomorrow you may not be able to afford it.
Beer that is not drunk has missed its vocation.
Time don't let it slip away,
Raise your drinking glass
Here's to yesterday
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
--Robert A. Heinlein
Starkle, starkle little twink, who da hell you are i think.
I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am.
Besides I've only had tee martoonies and all day sober to Sunday up in.
I fool so feelish, i don't know whos me yet,
but the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.