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Famous and popular drink related quotes...

Drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

--Steve Fergosi

They'll talk about me showing cleavage and my belly,

but they don't say anything about the artists who accept

an award and can't even talk because they're so drugged out.

After the awards show, I go home, drink my tea and go to bed.

--Britney Spears on the media

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness -

or so good as drink.

--G. K. Chesterton

Wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.

--Ecclesiastes 10:19

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.

Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the

brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer,

they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.

Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and

let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.'

--Jack Handey

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that

sorrow knows how to swim.

--Ann Landers

If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to

think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking

and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.

--Thomas De Quincey

Saint Patrick was a gentleman...Who through strategy and stealth...

Drove all the snakes from Ireland...Here's a drinkee to his health!

But not too many drinkees...Lest we lose ourselves and then...

Forget the good Saint Patrick...And see them snakes again!

--Unknown

Drink what you want, drink what you're able.

If you are drinking with me, you'll be under the table

--Unknown

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks;

a woman loses hers after four kisses

--H. L. Mencken

Beer commercials are so patriotic: 'Made the American Way.'

What does that have to do with America?

Is that what America stands for?

Feeling sluggish and urinating frequently?

--Evelyn Waugh

Good old days: Beer foamed and drinking water didn't.

--Unknown

Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink.

Water, water everywhere, Nor any drop to drink.

--Samuel Taylor Coleridge The Rime of the Ancient Mariner

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable,

we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.

--Sir Winston Churchill

The frog does not drink up the pond in which he lives.

--Native American Proverb

Eat; drink; and be merry; for tomorrow you may not be able to afford it.

--Unknown

Beer that is not drunk has missed its vocation.

--Meyer Breslau

Time don't let it slip away,

Raise your drinking glass

Here's to yesterday

---Aerosmith

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

--Robert A. Heinlein

Starkle, starkle little twink, who da hell you are i think.

I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am.

Besides I've only had tee martoonies and all day sober to Sunday up in.

I fool so feelish, i don't know whos me yet,

but the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

--Unknown